“Nicholas Umbra, you stand accused of the murders of two people, the theft of thousands of dollars in cash and valuables, breaking and entering, and a myriad of minor offensive outlined on page seven of the outlined charges against you. If found guilty you will face six life sentences for your recent and pass crimes, […]Read More A Hotel with Orange Jumpsuits
http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/qkbpbz/why-is-the-toilet-paper-on-fire-and-where-do-we-go-from-here/view Above are the results of the poll, thank you everyone who participated and get ready for new stories! The first one will star Nadiya Kazuko by popular demandRead More Poll results are in!
Year 0 I was born! A little squirming pink thing that enjoyed soiling myself to the dismay of others. I was carried home by my parents and met a slightly larger pink thing that I’m told was my brother. “It’s funny looking!” my brother exclaimed, followed by a scolding from our parents and so began […]Read More Mother’s Day
Snack Time “Hey, how did you get out of your cell? What’s that?” BANG! The guard hit the ground as I strode in. An alarm sounded as I marched forward while trying to avoid the quickly expanding pool of blood on the floor. The building was mostly empty at this time of night with […]Read More Following A Villain!
4. Screw Retirement Joe stared at the eggs on his plate, they looked terrible, revolting, deadly, and worst of all… healthy. He smiled at his wife who was quietly enjoying the abominable breakfast just fine. He lifted his fork and took a bite of the eggs and had to admit they weren’t as terrible as […]Read More Why is the toilet paper on fire? Part IV
Pickles “Crap” muttered DC as he hid from the little creature that was currently crawling around the ceiling. “Please open” he said to no one in particular as his hand cautiously pounded on the elevator call button hoping to remain hidden to the what was in the lobby in front of him. One of the […]Read More Why Is the Toilet Paper on Fire? pt. III
Sandman The shadowy figure stood waiting, watching and wishing that he was wrong. He pulled a pocket watch out of his long coat and checked the hands on the face. It took longer than most people because there were seven hands all moving in a myriad of different patterns which seemed chaotic to the untrained […]Read More Why Is the Toilet Paper on Fire? pt. II
The living room was lit only by dim starlight as a man in a well-worn uniform entered. He looked around his home at the grey walls and smooth contours of the cupboards. The kitchen was immaculately clean and the place smelled like oranges and ozone. Of course, everything always smelled like ozone, it was part […]Read More Do you like it?
Watching the Clock “Excuse me miss?” asked the frilly clad customer, “I’m sorry but I have a question can you please answer me!?” Octavia glared daggers at the angry Barbie wannabe screaming at her while she attempted to continue her conversation with the customer she was helping before she was so rudely interrupted. Her […]Read More Why Is the Toilet Paper on Fire?
This is the post excerpt.Read More It starts…